A Weeks Worth of Hoo-Haa

10 Mar 2008

 

Not much happening today. Just the usual work and stuff.

 

Soundtrack in my head.

Watching Airplanes... Poor Boys Delight... I Will Know Him...

 

Womanless Beauty Pageant.

Yes folks, it's official. I am entered in the "Womanless Beauty Pageant" to benefit our Relay for Life team. For those of you who are thinking, "What the heck is a Womanless Beauty Pageant?" it is a competition for men who will dress as women in three categories, those being Evening Wear, Casual Wear and Talent.

 

It used to be Sleep Wear instead of Casual Wear, but the organizers of the event wanted to make sure it was a "family friendly" event and didn't get too risqué. And for that I'm thankful, because M had picked out quite the naughty teddy for me to wear. I'm glad I don't have to wear it now because I was having a hard time hiding my *ahem* man parts, if ya know what I mean.

 

12 Mar 2008

 

Same Old Stuff.

I'm back at work and it's awful slow right now. A couple machines are down and it's creating a bottle neck at the beginning of the process.

 

My boss will be going on vacation here starting tomorrow and I'm curious how that will affect some of the things that have been chapping my ass here at the plant. As usual I'm sure I'll just deal with it as it comes.

 

The Laptop.

I got the laptop back from the shop last night and with a few suggestions from my computer guy I don't think that there will be any problems (or at least fewer problems) in the future.

 

We think that I had some spy ware on my computer that was screwing it up. There were nearly 400 on the laptop that he cleared out for me. So at his suggestion I downloaded some free applications to the home computer and found I had 133 spy ware programs on the home 'puter. 

 

Then I updated my antivirus and ran that too. Luckily there were no viruses on it. Then I defragmented the hard drive and restarted it. Now it seems to be running pretty quickly.

 

13 Mar 2008

 

Update on the Pageant...

Last night M and I went out and picked up the last items for my outfits for the Pageant. We got a skirt and two shirts from Goodwill, then we ran into The Next Town Over to go to the mall and get some cheap accessories to finish it off.

 

While at the mall we stopped at Clair’s and picked out some earrings and a necklace and while there M decided to get her ear pierced up in the top. The girl who did it said it cost the same to do two ears as to do one so I got my ear pierced too! Now I have three on the left and two on the right.

 

Ya, I'm a right Freak ain't I?

 

14 Mar 2008

 

Well the Womanless Beauty Pageant is tomorrow evening and we have just about everything set for it. All that's left is to finish modifying my cowgirl outfit and get the karaoke CD for my song.

 

I also need to shape a Styrofoam ball into boobs so I have some shape to fill out the outfits.

 

Last night I used a mustache and beard trimmer to shave my arms and legs, but I'm keeping my chest hair and my goatee in place. I'm going for the sexy look from the neck down I guess... Then this morning in the shower I shaved my arms bare and this afternoon I'll shave the legs bare too.

 

I never really paid attention to how hairy I was until I had to take it all off!

 

 

16 Mar 2008

It’s Over, Thank God.

 

Yes, I have survived the Womanless Beauty Pageant. I have pictures, so stay tuned to this Blog for the next installment of nasty pictures of me and several other guys with a huge Sense of Humor.

 

In the good news section is that we raised over $1200 for the Relay for Life and since there was only 9 guys entered, my team gets 1/9 of the take.

 

YAY!

 

I’m Alive… So Far…